US Vice President Dick Cheney shoots 78-year-old Austin-based attorney Harold Whittington while hunting quail in Corpus Christi. VP Cheney was hunting quail without a properly stamped license. At press time, inquiries as to whether Cheney’s license was stamped for attorneys remain unanswered.
And with that, allow me to say hello and welcome to the inaugural edition of The Aural Times. It is my very great pleasure to introduce this fine new publication; and it is my great hope that you will find it a uniquely satisfying supplement to your standard news and/or musical diet.
Which is not to say I think you need to diet.
No, no, you look great. Really. I was—look, can we just forget—
Right. Anyway, welcome to The Aural Times. Read. Listen. Enjoy. And remember:
We Sing The News So You Don’t Have To.
