It’s worth saying—the problem is H5N1, not the bloody cats. I’m not a “cat person”, myself, mind you; if I wanted to clean up the droppings of a prissy, self-absorbed grimalkin, I wouldn’t have gotten divorced. But—I was going somewhere with this, I think—don’t panic. Keep an eye on your cats.
The interns—I’m not sure where they learned their ethics; they may not be throwing cats out the windows of The Aural Times‘s offices, but they are stealing beats, viz:
Sheep Beats, a sickeningly cute trio of ovis aeries laying out compelling (if not entirely well-tempoed) sequenced music.
Also—RSS feed. I don’t know what it is, but our Technical Advisor assures me that it will improve site readership and is well worth the overtime pay I am required by state law to pay her. There’s a link on the sidebar; click on it, if you dare.
