Religion isn’t what it used to be.  I can’t fault L. Ron Hubbard for dabbling in the Religious Startup business—it’s certainly a stronger business model than, say, a singing website—but his acolytes seem to made of less stern stuff; in fact, they seem to be a bunch of whiners.  Hence:  Scientologist Hayes leaves South Park, citing religious intolerance.

In his defense, however, Hayes has not, reportedly, burnt down any churches lately, as a joke or otherwise.  So the Scientologists are doing a bit better than college kids from Alabama.  Bold praise, I know.

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