
Man vs. nature: black bear mauls family of three, killing one. Tennessee Rangers locate bear. They put it down.
Which brings up another Aural Times office rule: put it down. How often, and how forcefully, do I find myself repeating it to an Intern? Words cannot express it—which is why I have recently invested in a paddle.
The telephone on which you’re making a long-distance personal call, Jimbo? Put it down.
The coffee pot in my office? That’s my coffee, Zowie. Put it down.
The petty cash till? Thwack!
Put it down.
My only concern is that some of them seem to enjoy it.



