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Editor's Note
Josh Millard
Editor-in-chief
April 21st, 2006

These are some sweaty, nervous, stonewalling shoes to fill—Scott McClellan is stepping down as White House Press Secretary.  I am almost afraid to contemplate the next data a point on a line descending from Ari Fleischer through McClellan.  Time will tell.

As for the song—we have several Irish Interns, or at the very least Interns who habitually patronize a nearby Irish Pub.  The seem to have got it into their heads that standing on a table and singing their assignment to local alcoholics is an acceptable use of company time.

And it’ll have to do; the entire staff seems to be in that rare state that goes beyond what could be decently described as hungover or even malaise.  I believe I will never see humans who more closely resemble the living dead.

Exciting things happening behind the scenes—more news next week.  The Marketing Director keeps high-fiving his assistant, but as his assistant is a life-size cardboard cutout of The Fonz, I do not want to unduly raise your hopes.