
This is what it has come to—Tom Cruise has to clarify that he doesn’t intend to eat his daughter’s placenta. Needless to say, Sir Alec Guinness rarely had such image problems.
It has been a long week, and it is only Tuesday evening as we here at The Aural Times struggle to meet our press deadline. You will excuse me, therefore, if I am less loquacious than normal; I’d prefer to simply yell at some Interns, threaten to fire someone, and call it a night.



