portrait of the Editor
Editor's Note
Josh Millard
Editor-in-chief
May 3rd, 2006

When Jeff Goldblum isn’t available, you talk to Mick Jagger. And, at press time, Jagger has shot his scenes. This is real, people.

Continuing a trend begun last Wednesday, today’s song is brought to you again by a Field Correspondent: David Miller, our Entertainment department. David Miller—as his memoirs state—was born naked and screaming and has remained as such well into adulthood. He has already made fast friends with our token nudist Intern, Dalton.