Bipedal and busted—a fraudster claiming to be paraplegic leapt from her wheelchair and ran from police. You can run, but you can’t hide the fact that you can run.

On the way in to the office, I was accosted by a vagrant claiming to be the reincarnation of John Lennon. The Interns, ever credulous, invited him in and began asking him various questions vis-a-vis Beatlemania and what the hell, exactly, Paul McCartney thinks he’s doing—and despite the fact that our spiritually-recycled guest answered largely in grunts, I have to thank him. He did lay down some nice Lennon-esque harmonies for today’s track, and even nailed them on the first take.

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