Running late? Alliterate! Soda czars ceasing sales to schools! In, well, a couple of years. And not diet soda. Or sports drinks. Or juice products. All of which have seen rising sales while traditional high-calorie soda products have been declining.
And there’s that issue of mounting legal pressure from various states.
Speaking of states, we at The Aural Times are heading, en masse, to Montana for a few days—which means, of course, renting a bus, packing in the Interns, and reminding them every five minutes (1) to sit down, (2) to shut up, and (3) that no, we are not there yet.
We may find a way to provide updates from the road—I have it on good authority that portions of the Big Sky state are now equipped with electrical power—but if you do not see an update on Monday, or even Wednesday, do not be alarmed. We are most likely not lying dead at the bottom of a cliff, amidst the smoldering wreakage of a mangled, cliff-overridden Bluebird bus, but rather merely enjoying the wilderness.
I just wish Dalton would stop talking about “getting back to nature.”
