Editor's Note
Josh Millard
Editor-in-chief
June 23rd, 2006
Careful, new moons tonight—Pluto’s second and third moons have been named. Nix, goddess of night, and Hydra, a nine-headed snake beast—fitting for a ninth planet, or so the reasoning goes. One wonders if Hydra tucked one of his heads out of view every couple thousand years, the better to taunt Neptune…
Today’s issue is brought to you by what I can only hope will be a short-lived Intern sideproject: three of these over-privledged under-achievers have taken to wearing their hats backwards and writing, mostly, songs about properly cooking a turkey dinner. They’re calling themselves the Baste-y Boys.
That is a sentence I would never have expected to utter.
