
We’re Number…Out! Ghana beat US 2-1, ejecting US in the first round of the World Cup.
Today’s issue is brought to you by guest correspondent Alex “yes relation” Millard—and his fabulous octet choir. Alex is available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, “or whatever, if the money’s right.”
This may be our last World Cup update—or, as one of the Interns, Berklie, has been insisting I write, “Worldcupdate”—pending any new and truly interesting news beyond small differences between two integers, of course. Should a truck strike someone midgame, you might hear about it.



