
Fiduciary bottle-smacking ahoy—ketchup fixture Heinz will reduce it’s workforce by 8% in what is being billed as a “growth plan” for the ailing company. Mustard spread over too much bread, as it were.
Personally, I’m a mayo man.
The Aural Times is the musical hq and factory outlet for the music of Josh Millard, a musician and professional internet nerd in Portland, OR.
From February to Octoberish of 2006, the site was a thrice-weekly musical newspaper, published under this dictate: we sing the news so you don't have to. History and archives available [here].

good things come
to those who wait
in line
at the unemployment office
It's part of a growth plan
They're doing share buybacks
It's part of a growth plan
They're playing industry catch-up
Heinz to cut 2700 jobs

Fiduciary bottle-smacking ahoy—ketchup fixture Heinz will reduce it’s workforce by 8% in what is being billed as a “growth plan” for the ailing company. Mustard spread over too much bread, as it were.
Personally, I’m a mayo man.

