portrait of the Editor
Editor's Note
Josh Millard
Editor-in-chief
June 12th, 2006

Three days late for the apocalypse—meteorite of suspected record size struck Norway early Friday morning. At press time, no clever jokes were available.

I have a note here from one of the Interns. Petunia, I think—looks like her idiosyncratic (read: childish, untrained) scrawl. It says, simply: “Norway. Built fjord tough.”

As I said early, at press time, no clever jokes were available.