Editor's Note
Josh Millard
Editor-in-chief
June 14th, 2006
Puppy love subverted—woman assaults breeder with dog corpse. Waving the puppy’s corpse out the sunroof of her car as she left seems mild, in that context.
We’ve got a strict no pets rule here at The Times—no dogs, no cats, no goldfish even. It is not a question of allergies—I simply cannot (a) trust the Interns to remember to feed/walk/clean them nor (b) afford the bulk kleenex orders needed to comfort the nincompoops when the inevitable happens.
