Editor's Note
Josh Millard
Editor-in-chief
July 10th, 2006
Put the kettle on—Fire Island, NY water supply tainted by e. coli bacteria. They’ll be boiling their water—or drinking it bottled—for a few days.
We’re starting to look human again, here at The Times. The stuporous aftermath of our Fourth of July office Drink-A-Thon has more or less worn off—except in the case of Gloria, who has been officially upgraded to comatose by the folks at the hospital. Don’t worry—she does this regularly. Plenty of rest and saline, and, like clockwork, she’ll be awake and incredibly hungover by the first week of August.
