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	<title>The Aural Times</title>
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		<itunes:subtitle>We Sing The News So You Don't Have To</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The Aural Times is arguably the foremost singing newspaper in the world.  Thrice weekly, Editor-in-chief Josh Millard and his crew of unpaid interns bring you the most important headlines of the day, in song.

They sing the news so you don't have to.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Redesign test + Elliott Smith cover</title>
		<link>http://www.auraltimes.com/2007/08/20/redesign-test-elliott-smith-cover/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Millard</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m making good progress on the redesign of Aural Times &#8212; enough so that it&#8217;s becoming impractical to continue development in my hacked-together, half-functional test environment.
So I&#8217;m going to go ahead and make the redesign-in-progress live.  Things will continue to be broken for a while (and in fact will probably get a bit worse [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m making good progress on the redesign of Aural Times &#8212; enough so that it&#8217;s becoming impractical to continue development in my hacked-together, half-functional test environment.</p>
<p>So I&#8217;m going to go ahead and make the redesign-in-progress live.  Things will continue to be broken for a while (and in fact will probably get a bit worse before they get better), but in the end I think I&#8217;ll be pretty happy with it, and I hope you will too.</p>
<p>And because posting without a song just seems wrong, here&#8217;s a recording I made last year of Elliott Smith&#8217;s Waltz #2, done up as an instrumental two-track on classical guitar.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>I'm making good progress on the redesign of Aural Times -- enough so that it's becoming impractical to continue development in my hacked-together, half-functional test ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>I'm making good progress on the redesign of Aural Times -- enough so that it's becoming impractical to continue development in my hacked-together, half-functional test environment.

So I'm going to go ahead and make the redesign-in-progress live.  Things will continue to be broken for a while (and in fact will probably get a bit worse before they get better), but in the end I think I'll be pretty happy with it, and I hope you will too.

And because posting without a song just seems wrong, here's a recording I made last year of Elliott Smith's Waltz #2, done up as an instrumental two-track on classical guitar.</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author>Josh Millard, Editor-in-chief</itunes:author>
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		<title>I&#8217;m going to try something.</title>
		<link>http://www.auraltimes.com/2007/08/19/im-going-to-try-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 16:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Millard</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi.  It&#8217;s been—well, it&#8217;s been a while.  And that sucks, but I&#8217;ve been up to other things and as much I&#8217;d like to come back and restart Aural Times just like it was, there&#8217;s about ten straight months or so of evidence to the contrary.
But I&#8217;m trying to come back.  It&#8217;s going [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi.  It&#8217;s been—well, it&#8217;s been a while.  And that sucks, but I&#8217;ve been up to other things and as much I&#8217;d like to come back and restart Aural Times just like it was, there&#8217;s about ten straight months or so of evidence to the contrary.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;m trying to come back.  It&#8217;s going to be different, in a lot of ways, but my hope is there&#8217;ll be music rolling off this site—and into your feedreader or your iPod—again, and soon, and regularly. <a href="http://www.auraltimes.com/2007/08/19/im-going-to-try-something/#more-84" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Hi.  It's been—well, it's been a while.  And that sucks, but I've been up to other things and as much I'd like to ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Hi.  It's been—well, it's been a while.  And that sucks, but I've been up to other things and as much I'd like to come back and restart Aural Times just like it was, there's about ten straight months or so of evidence to the contrary.

But I'm trying to come back.  It's going to be different, in a lot of ways, but my hope is there'll be music rolling off this site—and into your feedreader or your iPod—again, and soon, and regularly.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>newstyle</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Josh Millard, Editor-in-chief</itunes:author>
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		<title>The Aural Times is Back</title>
		<link>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/10/19/aural-times-is-back/</link>
		<comments>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/10/19/aural-times-is-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Millard</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[portland etc]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let me tell you, it is a pleasure to be back. The office is dusty and ill-cared for after this month and a half (has it been that long?) away. There are Intern droppings on the floor, and my good scotch seems to be missing from my desk drawer—and I do not care. It is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let me tell you, it is a pleasure to be back. The office is dusty and ill-cared for after this month and a half (has it been <em>that</em> long?) away. There are Intern droppings on the floor, and my good scotch seems to be missing from my desk drawer—and I <strong>do not care</strong>. It is so very good to be back.</p>
<p>You are wondering, I imagine, where I have been.  <a href="http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/10/19/aural-times-is-back/#more-81" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Ernesto!  Ernesto!  Ernesto!</title>
		<link>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/09/01/ernesto-ernesto-ernesto/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Millard</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing could be finer—Tropical Storm Ernesto laps at North Carolina coast.
Ernesto!  Ernesto!  Ernesto!
Ernesto!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing could be finer—<a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/09/01/ernesto/">Tropical Storm Ernesto laps at North Carolina coast</a>.</p>
<p>Ernesto!  Ernesto!  Ernesto!</p>
<p><strong>Ernesto!</strong></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Nothing could be finer—Tropical Storm Ernesto laps at North Carolina coast.

Ernesto!  Ernesto!  Ernesto!

Ernesto! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Nothing could be finer—Tropical Storm Ernesto laps at North Carolina coast.

Ernesto!  Ernesto!  Ernesto!

Ernesto!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Guest Submission: Liverpool Burglars Caught By American Watching Webcam</title>
		<link>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/30/liverpool-burglars-caught-by-american-watching-webcam/</link>
		<comments>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/30/liverpool-burglars-caught-by-american-watching-webcam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 15:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Millard</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The long, Doritos-caked arm of the law—Liverpudlian burglars foiled by American watching store&#8217;s internet camera feed. They would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren&#8217;t for that damned TCP/IP.
Another grateful nod to Paul Hunt (who is Dutch, not Danish, which fact would certainly never be misrepresented and then hastily amended in a prior [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The long, Doritos-caked arm of the law—<a target="_blank" href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2328980,00.html">Liverpudlian burglars foiled by American watching store&#8217;s internet camera feed</a>. They would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren&#8217;t for that damned TCP/IP.</p>
<p>Another grateful nod to <strong>Paul Hunt</strong> (who is Dutch, not Danish, which fact would certainly never be misrepresented and then hastily amended in a prior issue of this publication, because <strong>we know the difference</strong>) for this contribution. <a href="http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/30/liverpool-burglars-caught-by-american-watching-webcam/#more-79" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Scientists Find Compelling Evidence For Dark Matter</title>
		<link>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/25/scientists-find-compelling-evidence-for-dark-matter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/25/scientists-find-compelling-evidence-for-dark-matter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Millard</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[health and science]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What you can&#8217;t see&#8230;scientists find observational evidence for &#8220;dark matter&#8221; in the gravitational signature of visible matter. Cosmologists the world over are drinking irresponsibly and telling nebula jokes.
In the office, we&#8217;ve been trying out Interns again, but there&#8217;s been nothing but disappointment this week—these kids don&#8217;t understand The Aural Times.  They don&#8217;t understand music. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What you can&#8217;t see&#8230;<a target="_blank" href="http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2006/08/22/scientists_say_they_have_proof_of_dark_matter/">scientists find observational evidence for &#8220;dark matter&#8221;</a> in the gravitational signature of visible matter. Cosmologists the world over are drinking irresponsibly and telling nebula jokes.</p>
<p>In the office, we&#8217;ve been trying out <strong>Interns</strong> again, but there&#8217;s been nothing but disappointment this week—these kids don&#8217;t understand <strong>The Aural Times</strong>.  They don&#8217;t understand music.  They don&#8217;t understand why they <strong>wouldn&#8217;t get paid</strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Tuition,&#8221; they cry.  &#8220;How can I pay my semester fees?&#8221;  Crybabies.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>What you can't see...scientists find observational evidence for "dark matter" in the gravitational signature of visible matter. Cosmologists the world over are drinking irresponsibly and ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>What you can't see...scientists find observational evidence for "dark matter" in the gravitational signature of visible matter. Cosmologists the world over are drinking irresponsibly and telling nebula jokes.

In the office, we've been trying out Interns again, but there's been nothing but disappointment this week—these kids don't understand The Aural Times.  They don't understand music.  They don't understand why they wouldn't get paid.

"Tuition," they cry.  "How can I pay my semester fees?"  Crybabies.</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author>Josh Millard, Editor-in-chief</itunes:author>
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		<title>Guest Submission: Turner Broadcasting Edits Smoking Out Of Tom And Jerry Cartoons</title>
		<link>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/23/turner-broadcasting-edits-smoking-out-of-tom-and-jerry-cartoons/</link>
		<comments>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/23/turner-broadcasting-edits-smoking-out-of-tom-and-jerry-cartoons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Millard</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Big Tobacco vs. Big Animation—Turner to edit Tom&#38;Jerry archives to remove smoking. After that, they&#8217;ll no doubt proceed to deal with all the gratuitous violence.
Today&#8217;s contribution is the second we&#8217;ve run from a fine Dutch correspondent, Paul Hunt—who stages his mad schemes over at Wolkenvelden. You may remember his previous composition, a touching consideration of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big Tobacco vs. Big Animation—<a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/08/21/odd.tomandjerry.reut/index.html">Turner to edit Tom&amp;Jerry archives to remove smoking</a>. After that, they&#8217;ll no doubt proceed to deal with all the gratuitous violence.</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s contribution is the second we&#8217;ve run from a fine Dutch correspondent, Paul Hunt—who stages his mad schemes over at <a href="http://www.wolkenvelden.com">Wolkenvelden</a>. You may remember his previous composition, a touching consideration of <a href="/2006/04/26/swedish-academy-welcomes-w-into-alphabet/">the letter W</a> and its recent formal adoption by the Swedes. <a href="http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/23/turner-broadcasting-edits-smoking-out-of-tom-and-jerry-cartoons/#more-77" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Best of AT: Bush Leaves For India Pakistan Tour</title>
		<link>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/21/bush-leaves-for-india-pakistan-tour-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/21/bush-leaves-for-india-pakistan-tour-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Millard</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[international]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Attentive long-time listeners will recognize today&#8217;s song—more recent and less attentive listeners will hopefully be pleased by this new-to-you recording.  We&#8217;re having an unofficial holiday today, at the office, and so I felt it would be prudent to dust off an oldie rather than leave you wanting for content.
And so, a look back—it is March, and the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Attentive long-time listeners will recognize today&#8217;s song—more recent and less attentive listeners will hopefully be pleased by this <strong>new-to-you</strong> recording.  We&#8217;re having an unofficial holiday today, at the office, and so I felt it would be prudent to <strong>dust off an oldie</strong> rather than leave you wanting for content.</p>
<p>And so, a look back—it is March, and the President of the United States is taking a trip to the <strong>subcontinent</strong>.  And what were we doing, here at <strong>The Aural Times</strong>?  We were taking a trip to the <strong>dance-pop</strong> continent.</p>
<p>Enjoy, and expect a brand new composition on Wednesday.  Happy listenening.</p>
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		<title>Former School Teacher Karr Confesses To Ramsey Killing</title>
		<link>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/18/former-school-teacher-karr-confesses-to-ramsey-killing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.auraltimes.com/2006/08/18/former-school-teacher-karr-confesses-to-ramsey-killing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2006 15:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Millard</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[national]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Death&#8217;s rich pageant—John Mark Karr confesses to killing JonBenet Ramsey, ten years after the case first became a tabloid staple.  Of course, not everybody is buying the mea culpa.  But at least The Enquirer has its cover for the week.
In office news, I interviewed another potential Intern yesterday.  Spirited young fellow going [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Death&#8217;s rich pageant—<a target="_blank" href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-081706jonbenet,0,7282854.story?coll=la-home-headlines">John Mark Karr confesses to killing JonBenet Ramsey</a>, ten years after the case first became a tabloid staple.  Of course, not everybody is <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-jonexpert18.html">buying the mea culpa</a>.  But at least <strong>The Enquirer</strong> has its cover for the week.</p>
<p>In office news, I interviewed another potential <strong>Intern</strong> yesterday.  Spirited young fellow going by the handle <strong>Beakers</strong>, for reasons he did not go into in any depth.  I suspect it may have something to do with pharmaceuticals, however—he recorded today&#8217;s song on the spot, insisting in a sort of frenzy that he had to &#8220;rock my face with a demo&#8221;, and then ran screaming out the door as soon as it was in the can.</p>
<p>If he ever comes screaming back in the door, I think I will keep him.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Death's rich pageant—John Mark Karr confesses to killing JonBenet Ramsey, ten years after the case first became a tabloid staple.  Of course, not everybody ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Death's rich pageant—John Mark Karr confesses to killing JonBenet Ramsey, ten years after the case first became a tabloid staple.  Of course, not everybody is buying the mea culpa.  But at least The Enquirer has its cover for the week.

In office news, I interviewed another potential Intern yesterday.  Spirited young fellow going by the handle Beakers, for reasons he did not go into in any depth.  I suspect it may have something to do with pharmaceuticals, however—he recorded today's song on the spot, insisting in a sort of frenzy that he had to "rock my face with a demo", and then ran screaming out the door as soon as it was in the can.

If he ever comes screaming back in the door, I think I will keep him.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Florida Woman Punches Otter To Protect Pet Dogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a hard-knock marine life—Florida woman punches otter to protect her pet dogs.
This scoop, and indeed today&#8217;s song, comes from our latest field correspondent, a talented remote agent who operates under the enigmatic cover of The Great Big Mulp.  Where this &#8220;Mulp&#8221; can be found is a bit of a mystery, but I am [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a hard-knock marine life—<a target="_blank" href="http://www.nbc4.tv/news/9646420/detail.html">Florida woman punches otter to protect her pet dogs</a>.</p>
<p>This scoop, and indeed today&#8217;s song, comes from our latest <strong>field correspondent</strong>, a talented remote agent who operates under the enigmatic cover of <strong>The Great Big Mulp</strong>.  Where this &#8220;Mulp&#8221; can be found is a bit of a mystery, but I am in his debt.</p>
<p>Specifically, I am still short on <strong>Interns</strong>.  Yes, don&#8217;t ask, <strong>Greg</strong> is still around, and I remain pleased with his awkward pluckiness—his plucky nerdiness—his <strong>nerdy awkwardness</strong>— especially after the fine work he did on <a href="/2006/08/09/america-online-releases-twenty-million-private-search-records/">his debut issue</a>—but he&#8217;s a bit useless today. I&#8217;m not entirely clear about the details, but he&#8217;s rather distraught over the fallout of a fire at his &#8220;apartment&#8221;.</p>
<p>To be clear, apartment in this case means his mother&#8217;s basement. And no persons—or dogs or otters—were harmed. But he blubbered something about a <strong>&#8220;mint condition 2nd Edition PHB&#8221;</strong> being burnt to a crisp, and he is currently inconsolable. His mother tells me he has been sitting in the ashen mess of his room and sniffing moistly and rolling a pair of twenty sided dice again and again for the bulk of the day.</p>
<p>Be strong, Greg.  I need you.  I need you to make fresh coffee.</p>
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		<itunes:summary>It's a hard-knock marine life—Florida woman punches otter to protect her pet dogs.

This scoop, and indeed today's song, comes from our latest field correspondent, a talented remote agent who operates under the enigmatic cover of The Great Big Mulp.  Where this "Mulp" can be found is a bit of a mystery, but I am in his debt.

Specifically, I am still short on Interns.  Yes, don't ask, Greg is still around, and I remain pleased with his awkward pluckiness—his plucky nerdiness—his nerdy awkwardness— especially after the fine work he did on his debut issue—but he's a bit useless today. I'm not entirely clear about the details, but he's rather distraught over the fallout of a fire at his "apartment".

To be clear, apartment in this case means his mother's basement. And no persons—or dogs or otters—were harmed. But he blubbered something about a "mint condition 2nd Edition PHB" being burnt to a crisp, and he is currently inconsolable. His mother tells me he has been sitting in the ashen mess of his room and sniffing moistly and rolling a pair of twenty sided dice again and again for the bulk of the day.

Be strong, Greg.  I need you.  I need you to make fresh coffee.</itunes:summary>
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